Katherine Katherine Edward Anne Scissorhands:
the best thing about hamphone
is once you find out there is a rotting piece of ham in your phone
like, you know, someone put it there deliberately
there is no getting around it!
and you think "WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS"
there is no way that ham accidentally got in that phone!
and you remember all your douchey times
and you wince
its like judgement day pretty much
its basically the same as the ghost of christmas past visiting you
but with a hamphone (!)
this is why i am proud to share a blog with this person
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right back atcha pal.
Ham in your phone is like the construction workers that leave Taco Bell burito wrappers inside the drywall... if its just the paper no harm, but if they have even a remnant of taco meet, then you have a problem... I guess if you find ham in your receiver, its just a matter of twisting off the top thingy and you are all ok...
I just hate ripping out drywall looking for fire sauce meat from the late Nineties...
reallly?? that's the BEST PART!
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