oh!
oh! hey....susan?
no, it's Sandra, but that's ok, we were pretty...there was....so much tequila
yeah....er...good morning? afternoon? you a friend of Michelle's?
no , we met at "Rico's 24 hr. Tacos"....i could have sworn i had a bra around here somewhere
did we...?
yeah...i don't think that's dried sunscreen on the mirror.
right. well. i should be going....do you want my pho-
...no that's ok. let's just leave it at what it was.
...right.
aaaaaand.....SCENE! oh Tijuana, you're way too bright
for the hungover and less fortunate
doing the walk of shame through pools of vomit on the way back to the cabana
and not even Daddy's platinum AmEx can cure this headache cause it's.....
....SPRING BREAK 2K8!!!! (show yo tits, yall)
good decisions bad decisions, they all just boil down to decisions anyway, right?
picking the right music for your plane ride south of the boarder/pregaming festivities
is the most important part of SPRING BREAK 2K8 (besides condoms. LOTS AND LOTS OF CONDOMS)
today I accidently organized my itunes by song title.
1999 by prince
1979 by the smashing pumpkins
1234 by feist
you can't PAY a party DJ to be this good!
you will become the most popular gal/guy in your sardine-packed hotel room
mad tunes = mad friends = maaadd hookups, y'all!
now go put some SPF 15 balm those lucious DSLs and make like you've never been hurt
cause no one likes an artsy emo girl or boy on SPRING BREAK (show yo tits!)
this girl knows whattssupp!
3 comments:
not soon enough.
I find this post to be extremely ignorant and immature. "Show yo tits"?!? You're encouraging young girls who don't know any better to have promiscuous sex and flash random men. Now, I know that I don't find that to be very amusing. Apparently you do.
douchebag.
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